Back when I found out about Jeremy Irons, I was still in a phase where everything was all ahhhhtistry and all I could bring myself to say was, “Oh, I could listen to Jeremy Irons talk all day! Such a voice!” It’s a teachable moment in the great lesson of Don’t Be A Prude 101: The time you spend chastising yourself for having dirty thoughts is time you will later come to realize could have been spent thinking about slavering on the latissimus dorsi of a shirtless man in leather pants. Such a fucking waste.