You have to give props where props are due. Paul Newman is one of the most gorgeous creatures ever to walk the Earth. The end. There is no disagreeing with this. If you try to dispute it, you will create a tiny tear in the space-time continuum and you (and only you) will be sucked into a dark and terrible vortex, never to be heard from again, and it will be inhabited solely by ugly men. So don’t even try.
