This is a submission, and I agree with its merits, though if I had my druthers, I would cut that hair because I have a short hair kink and, like a grandma, I want to tell him that I can’t see his face. ANYWAY, what a delightful piece of ass Andy Samberg is. And by “piece of ass” I mean “very intelligent young man with a mirthful streak that truly pleases me with its vulgarity and crassness” because, y’know, I don’t want to objectify.