I feel that we have a strong mission here at CougarBeat, with our devotion to men-not-boys and keeping it above a certain age. However, there is no rule that does not have an exception.

I don’t even want to think about how old Ed Westwick is. I know he’s young. But whereas that would usually make me wrinkle my nose and sneer, I just have a different reaction with him; one that is wholly involuntary. One that makes me want to kind of get rough with him. Maybe a little bit bossy with him. I feel like he’d go along with it like a very good boy, submitting but still saying nasty, clever, creative things that would elicit a playful slap from me. And then he’d smile that shit-eating grin that kind of makes me grind my teeth with desire and I’d pounce on him, once and for all.