Part two in a series: The Dark Lord’s Finest

Jason Isaacs, man most likely to make me root for villains. For instance, in The Patriot, when he was the dragoon? I could not have given an eighth of a fuck what happened to the heroes. And honestly, I don’t really remember much about that movie other than him in that uniform. These days, he makes me wonder how gauche it is to make endless double entendres about wands. I mean, I could, but it’s probably not a good idea. And anyway, wouldn’t you rather just look at him and let those blue eyes give you the shivers in your nethers? I would.