You know, I never really thought about getting to an age where I would think to myself, “What a head of hair on that man!” But yes, I am there now. Reducing RDJ to his hair would be a travesty, because he has other great attributes, like the best self-depricating sense of humor I’ve ever seen in an actor, propensity for saying amusingly inappropriate things and the ability to look really good without a shirt at 44.

I’m just saying … the hair looks like it’d withstand a vigorous grabbing.