Look at thaaaaaaaat. No, not Seth Rogen. I mean, if you want to, sure, whatever, do it on your own time. I am more wisely focusing my attention on Joseph Gordon Levitt, whom I first recognized as having outstanding hot-ass potential on 3rd Rock from the Sun. Shut up. It’s not like I’m creeping on Taylor Lautner.

Anyway.

He’s accessibly gorgeous, is he not? I like that he seems like he’d be down with doing very boring, everyday sorts of things like walking the dog or going to get bubble teas. He also looks like he could spend a lot of time in a bookstore without complaining or lingering in the manga section, which a guy should be able to do, at a bare minimum. And before anyone says anything about him being emo or too wimpy to be sexy, I will turn your attention to these images. (Sort of SFW, if your boss is down with mid-day lingerie.)